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Q:
What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
Q:
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
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What always ends everything?
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To whom do people always take off their hats?
Q: Why
do you always find things in the last place you look?
Q: Why do you always walk with the right foot first? A: Because when you put one foot forward the other is always left behind!
Q: What always falls without getting hurt? A: Rain!
Q: What word is always pronounced wrong? A: Wrong!
Q: What is full of holes yet can still hold water? A: A sponge!
Q: What happens after a dry spell? A: It rains!
Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat? A: Heat; you can catch a cold!
Q: What do sea monsters eat? A: Fish and ships!
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